January 12, 2003
'68 Mini Handbrake Turns

A deserted stretch of PRIVATE road,
a Mini, a handbrake... 
and the rest is ... stupid. 

There are two different "scenes" below, with 3 versions of each scene available. Pick the file
that is right for you based on your connection speed and ability to play (or not play) Windows
WMV video files.

The best way to view the files is to click the one you want with your right-mouse button 
and choose the "Save target as..." option to download the file to your system. 
Once that's done, double-click the downloaded file to play the movie. 
If that's too complicated, then do your regular thing and watch 'em be all  jumpy, 
then play 'em again. They'll be all smooth on the 2nd pass, because the first pass
will have downloaded them to your local system. Got it? No? Sweet.

* The Windows WMV files require Windows Media Player 8 *
Video 1 - 8 seconds
BIG FILE
for 
BROADBAND
CABLE MODEM or  DSL

620k master file ( 320 x 240 x 30fps ) in MPG format. 

The very best quality, using a standard format.
SMALLER FILE
for 
BROADBAND
CABLE MODEM or  DSL
in a hurry

280k Windows wmv file. ( 320 x 240 x  30fps ) 
Almost as good as the master file, but much smaller.
VERY SMALL FILE
for
modem users

97k Windows wmv file. ( 320 x 240  x 15fps) 
Much smaller, and looks pretty good!
Video 2   -   7.5 seconds
 BIG FILE
for 
BROADBAND
CABLE MODEM or  DSL

660k master file ( 320 x 240 x 30fps ) in MPG format. 
The very best quality, using a standard format.
SMALLER FILE
for 
BROADBAND
CABLE MODEM or  DSL
in a hurry

303k Windows wmv file. ( 320 x 240 x 30fps)

Almost as good as the master file , but much smaller.
VERY SMALL FILE
for
modem users

106k Windows wmv file. ( 320 x 240 x 15fps ) 
Much smaller, and looks pretty good!

 

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